200 best fish puns and fish jokes for fin-tastic fun

19.10.2023 - 11:25 / growingfamily.co.uk / Catherine

Dive into a sea of laughter as we cast our net far and wide to bring you a boatload of fin-tastic fish puns!

Whether you’re a seasoned sea-life enthusiast, or just a casual observer of aquatic humour, our collection of fish jokes is sure to make your day a little brighter.

We’ve netted a bumper haul of fish jokes and the very best fish puns to make you smile. There’s also a shoal of fish captions to make your social media posts stand out.

Are you ready to have a whale of a time with the best fish jokes in the sea?

Let’s get started and make some waves of laughter with some funny fish jokes.

1. What’s the most expensive fish in the world? A goldfish.

2. How do fish communicate? They drop each other a line.

3. Where do baby fish go every morning? Plaice school.

4. What kind of fish is the most famous? The starfish.

5. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

6. Why was the fish always so well-behaved? Because it had good schooling.

7. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.

8. How do fish get online? They use the fishnet.

9. What do you call a fish who loves to tell jokes? A clownfish.

10. Where do fish sleep? In a riverbed.

11. How do you tuna fish? Adjust its scales.

12. Which country can every fish trace its roots back to? Finland.

13. How do shellfish take photos? With a clam-era.

14. What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? “This tastes a little funny.”

15. What’s the final frontier for fish astronauts? Trout-er space.

16. Who is the most well-known fish spy? James Pond.

17. What do fish use to make telephone calls? A shell phone.

18. Where do fish sing? The choral reef.

19. What fish goes up the river at 100mph? A motor pike.

20. What do you call a fish who practices medicine? A brain sturgeon.

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