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06.08.2024 - 16:08 / growingfamily.co.uk / Catherine
Get ready to spook up some fun with a collection of ghost puns that’ll have you howling with laughter! These ghoulishly good giggles are perfect for bringing a touch of the supernatural to your day.
Whether you’re a fan of all things eerie, looking for some Halloween ghost puns, or just in need of a good laugh, these ghostly jokes are sure to lift your spirits. Prepare to be bam-boo-zled by our hauntingly hilarious humour!
What do you call a ghost that looks exactly the same as another ghost? A dead ringer.
Why was the ghost lonely? It had no-body.
What’s the most useless room in a house for a ghost? A living room.
What did the ghost say to the other ghost when it was angry? You’re dead to me.
How did the ghost know the other ghost was lying? He could see right through him.
What’s a ghost’s favourite type of transport? A scare-plane.
Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store.
Who won the race between the skull and the ghost? The skull, it was just ahead. (more skull jokes here)
How do you know a ghost caught a cold? It starts coffin.
Why did the ghost go to the hospital? To have his ghoul bladder removed.
Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders? They have a lot of spirit.
Where do ghosts live? On a dead end street.
Why are ghosts so good at videogames? Dead-ication.
What is it called when ghosts commit a robbery? A polterheist.
What kind of horse do ghosts ride? A night-mare.
Why do ghosts go to sleep early? They are dead tired.
What’s a ghost’s least favourite room in the house? The living room.
Why did the ghost go to the dance? To see the boogie man.
What did the ghost say to the vampire? “You suck.”
Why can’t ghosts play church music? Because they have no organs.
How do you know when a ghost is sad? He
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