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14.08.2024 - 13:13 / growingfamily.co.uk / Catherine
Ready to have a hoot? Whether you’re an owl enthusiast or just someone who loves a good laugh, you’re in for a treat with this bumper list of owl puns and owl jokes.
If you’re looking to brighten up your day or just love a good pun, this collection of owl jokes is sure to make you “owl” with laughter. Let’s dive into some owl-fully good jokes that will put a smile on your face!
What type of books do owls like? Hoot-dunnits.
What do you call an owl who’s all mixed up? Low.
Why do owls get invited to parties? Because they’re a hoot.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks? Hoo-dini.
How do owls stay in shape? They do owl-ympic workouts.
What do owls sing when it rains? Too wet to woo.
What do you call an owl with a low voice? A gr-owl.
Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets? They’re always talon everyone.
What do you call an owl who’s always telling jokes? A wise-crack owl.
What is a medieval owl called? A knight owl.
Why do owls shower so often? So they don’t smell fowl.
Why did the owl invite his friends over? For a real hootenanny.
What’s an owl’s dream occupation? Flight attendant.
What does an owl need after a bath? A t-owl.
What does an owl with attitude have? A sc-owl.
Why didn’t the night owl go to the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.
What did the owl’s valentine say? “You’re so hootiful.”
How do owls say goodbye? “Owl be seeing you!”
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? A bird that doesn’t give a hoot.
How does an owl greet its friends? With a hoot and a holler.
Why did the owl invite her friends over? She didn’t want to be all by herself.
What do you call an owl who’s a great singer? An owl-stronomical talent.
What do you call an owl with a sore throat? A vowel.
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