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170 best snow jokes and snow puns for chilly laughs
19.08.2024 - 19:57 / growingfamily.co.uk / Catherine
Brace yourself for a flurry of fun with this roundup of the best snow puns and snow jokes!
Whether you’re snowed in or just in need of some frosty laughs, we’ve gathered a blizzard of snow jokes that are sure to make the laughter snowball. So, grab your hot cocoa, bundle up, and get ready to drift into a snowstorm of snow puns, one-liners, and frosty funnies. We’ve even included lots of snow captions to give your social media posts extra frosting!
What did the snow say to the icy road? “I’ve got you covered.”
How do you keep snow from giving you cold feet?Don’t go around Brrr-footed.
What did the tree say to the first snowflake of winter? “Long time, snow see.”
What’s the biggest problem with snow boots? They melt.
How did the snow globe feel after hearing a scary story? Shaken up.
What is a mountain’s favourite type of hat? Snow caps.
How do Eskimos make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What’s an ig? A snow house without a loo.
What’s the best school lesson in winter? Snow and tell.
Why was there a ticket on Santa’s sleigh? He was in a snow parking zone. (more Christmas jokes here)
What did Santa say when his elves hid the toys? This is snow laughing matter.
How do mountains stay warm in winter? They put on snowcaps.
What did the snow say to the mountain? “You’re hill-arious!”
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A receding hare line.
What did one snowflake say to the other? “You’re one of a kind.”
What’s white and goes up? A confused snowflake.
What’s a snowflake’s favourite game? Freeze tag.
What does a snowflake say to its friend? “Water you doing tonight?“
How does a snowflake apologise? It says, “I’m sorry for being flaky.”
Why did the winter month take so
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