Dive into a refreshing world of humour with our collection of water puns and jokes!
From puns that make a splash to clever quips that flow smoothly, get ready to sail through a sea of laughter.
Whether you’re a fan of dry wit or enjoy gags that flow smoothly, these aquatic-themed quips are sure to make a big splash. They’re perfect for water-themed social media posts too. Water you waiting for?!
Let’s get things flowing with some hilarious water jokes.
1.What runs but never walks? Water.
2. Why don’t we tell secrets by the water? Because they might get leaked.
3. What happens when you get water on a table? It becomes a pool table.
4. Why doesn’t water laugh at jokes? Because it’s not a fan of dry humour.
5. What do you call a duck that refuses to go in the water? A chicken.
6. Why is the letter T like an island? Because it’s in the middle of water.
7. What do mermaids sleep on? Water beds.
8. What did the sink say to the tap? “You’re a real drip.”
9. What kind of rocks are never under water? Dry ones.
10. RIP Boiled water….you will be mist.
11. Who carries out operations in water? A sturgeon.
12. I never believed water could freeze… but now icy.
13. A friend dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
Give little ones a good laugh with this selection of watery humour.
14. What kind of water cannot freeze? Hot water.
15. When does it rain money? When there’s change in the weather.
16. What vegetable is forbidden on all boats? Leeks.
17. A girl walks into a library and asks for a bottle of water.The librarian says “this is a library!”. The girl whispers “sorry, can I have a bottle of water, please”.
18. Who is the world’s greatest underwater spy? James Pond.
19. What eight letters can you find in water from the
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