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09.02.2024 - 09:59 / growingfamily.co.uk / Catherine
If you’re searching for plant puns and plant jokes to raise a giggle, you’re in the right place.
I’ve got over one hundred family-friendly plant puns and plant-themed jokes here, all designed to help you crack a joke or use as plant captions for photos. Whether you’re sharing snaps on social media and need an insta caption, want a green thumb joke for a greetings card to a plant-loving friend, or just like to enjoy some silly plant jokes and puns, I’ve got you covered.
As well as a list of plant puns and plant jokes, I’ve included a bunch of leaf puns, cactus puns, succulent puns and herb puns for even more laughs.
If you’re using these plant captions for instagram photos, make sure you check out my nature hashtags copy and paste lists – they’ll save you lots of time searching for an insta caption.
Indulge your silly side and your green fingers with these funny plant puns.
That’s plant-tastic
Have a little fern
All things must grass
Ants in your plants
One-trick peony
Let me in-tree-duce myself
You grow girl
Get a twiggle on
I’m rooting for you
Sorry, I have plants this weekend
All clover the world
Plant one on me
An orchid situation (check out our orchid care tips)
Take stalk of your life
Don’t stop the beetroot
Hey, how’s it growing?
Flower of strength
Plants are my soil-mates
Just pollen your leg
What’s up bud?
Cutting it vine
Today’s good seed
Have you botany plants?
I’m very frond of you
Don’t moss around
A peony for your thoughts
One of rose things
Thistle do
Oopsie daisy
You’re my best bud
A budding romance
Romaine calm
Lawn-distance relationships
I beg your garden?
You can find more funny gardening puns and gardening jokes in my garden puns post. My list of garden gnome puns might tickle your funny bone too.
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