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150 best rock puns and rock jokes to make you laugh
21.02.2024 - 09:59 / growingfamily.co.uk / Catherine
Welcome to a compilation of hilarious rock puns that’s sure to rock your world!
Whether you’re a seasoned geologist or simply someone who loves a good chuckle, these rock jokes are bound to deliver a good laugh. Get ready to rock and roll with these puns, quips, and geological gags.
1. What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone.
2. Why did the rock become a musician? Because it wanted to be a little boulder.
3. Why are rocks so cheap? Because they’re always on shale.
4. What do you call a dubious rock? A sham rock.
5. Why do tectonic plates always argue? Because there’s too much friction between them.
6. What did the stone want to be when it grew up? A rock star.
7. Why did the miner stop digging? He was stuck between a rock and a hard place.
8. Why did the rock take confidence lessons? To help it feel boulder.
9. Why did the rock and the stone break up? The trust in their relationship eroded.
10. Why didn’t the stone get back together with the rock? He had too many faults.
11. Why did the rock shower every morning? It wanted to start with a clean slate.
12. It takes a boulder person to read through this list of rock puns.
13. Where do you take an injured rock? To the Rocktor.
14.What happened to the rock after continuous hours of interrogation? It finally cracked.
15. Where do wealthy rocks live?Rockefeller Street.
16. What kind of rocks are sour? Limestone.
17. Why was the gemstone scared for his exams? Because he thought he wasn’t going topaz.
18. How did the rock feel when he got covered in algae? He was lichen it.
19. What did the rock order at the bar? Soda on the rocks.
20. What did one volcano say to the other volcano? “I lava you so much.”
21. Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks.
22. How did the stone
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