150 purrfect cat puns and cat jokes to make you smile

21.02.2024 - 13:17 / growingfamily.co.uk / Catherine / Can I (I)

Are you looking for funny cat puns?  This family-friendly roundup has 150 paw-some cat jokes and hilarious cat puns to put a smile on your face.

We’ve included the best cat puns and funny jokes about cats, plus lots of brilliant kitten puns and cat birthday puns.  There’s even a list of cat name puns if you need some inspiration when it comes to naming your kitty.

As well as being a great way to have a giggle, these funny cat puns are perfect inspiration for what to write in birthday cards for cat lovers.  They also make a brilliant accompaniment to your own cat-themed social media posts.  Make sure you bookmark this post to save time!

Let’s get the feline appreciation started with our favourite cat puns.

I’m a cat purrson

Are you fur real?

Feline fine

Best furiends furever

Let’s make mew-sic

I’ve got felines for you

You’ve got purr-sonality

As good as mew

Hiss and make up

Can I purr-suade you?

A cat above the rest

Cat and dried

Cat me some slack

Got my work cat out for me

Cat it out

To cat a long story short

Heads or tails

Ask purr-mission

What a purr-formance

Can I purr-suade you?

Get some purr-spective

Feeling purr-ky

I’m a purr-fectionist

Nothing in purr-ticular

In hot purr-suit

That’s supurrb

Su-purr-natural

Very su-purr-stitious

That’s claw-ful

You look fur-miliar

I’m very purr-plexed

Get your thinking cat on

My cat is hiss-terical

The right catitude

So fur, so good

You’re purrfect just the way you are

Go down in hiss-tory

Good fur nothing

Out fur the count

Worse fur wear

Spoiled fur choice

A sight fur sore eyes

A fur-midable opponent

A furry spirit

Cat got your tongue?

Look what the cat dragged in

When the cat’s away, the mice will play

I’m not feline well today

Gut feline

No hard felines

I’ve got mixed felines about