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175 funny art puns and art jokes for creative laughs
16.11.2023 - 14:39 / growingfamily.co.uk / Catherine
Prepare to embark on a journey through the colourful and vibrant world of art humour with these funny art puns and art jokes.
Whether you’re a seasoned artist, an art aficionado, or simply someone who appreciates a good laugh, this roundup of the funniest art puns will paint a smile across your face.
Sharpen your pencils, and get ready to brush up on your laughter skills with this gallery of art-inspired jokes that are sure to draw out some giggles.
Let’s kick off the creativity with some great art jokes.
1. What did the canvas say to the paint? “Stop brushing me off!”
2. What do you call a drawing of a cow? A moo-sterpiece.
3. Why did the pencil go to school? It wanted to improve its “lead”ership skills.
4. What did the student say when the art teacher asked her why she was staring at an empty piece of paper? “I’m drawing a blank.”
5. What do you call a painting by a cat? A purr-trait.
6. Who’s the king of the pencil case? The ruler.
7. Can you name a famous barnyard painter? Vincent van Goat or Pablo Pigcaso.
8. What do pirates do in their free time? They make arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
9. Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencil-vania.
10. What do you call a drawing of a dog? A pet-encil sketch.
11. What’s an artist’s motto? “Let’s paint the town red!”
12. Why was the pencil such a good comedian? It knew how to draw out laughter.
13. What did the art thief say to the museum curator? Give me all your Monet.
14. Did you see the display of still-life art? It wasn’t at all moving.
There are lots of funny artist jokes and artist puns out there – here are our favourites.
15. What’s an artist’s favourite fruit? Draw-berries.
16. How does an artist get into a secret society? They draw the right conclusions.
17. Why did the artist go to
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