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18.06.2024 - 16:30 / growingfamily.co.uk / Catherine
Are you ready to moo-ve into a pasture of cow jokes? This herd of udderly hilarious cow puns are sure to tickle your funny bone.
From witty puns to rib-tickling one-liners, these jokes will have you laughing ’til the cows come home. So without further ado, let’s get moo-ving with some cow-themed humour!
Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don’t work.
What do cows read in the morning? The moos-paper.
What do you call a cow jumping on a trampoline? A milkshake.
What kind of shows do cows like best? Moosicals.
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer.
What happens when you try talking to a cow? Everything just goes in one ear and out the udder.
How did the cow get to the moon? It went into udder space.
What do you call it when one cow spies on another cow? A steak-out.
What do you call a magic cow? Moo-dini.
Why are cows such great dancers? They have all the best mooves.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a grumpy cow? An animal that’s totally in a baaaad mooood.
Why did the cow look so confused? He was having déjà-moo.
Why do cows huddle together when it rains? To keep each udder dry.
Where do cows usually go on a Saturday night? To the moovies.
What do you call a scared cow? A cow-ard.
What do you call a bad-tempered cow? Moo-dy.
Where do cows get their medicine? The farmacy.
What does the cow band play? Moo-sic.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way.
What do cows say when they apologise to one another? “Sorry, I made a mis-steak.“
What do you call a group of cows with a sense of humour? Laughing stock.
Where do cows eat lunch? In the calfeteria.
What is a cow’s favourite newspaper? The Daily Moos.
What is a cow’s favourite colour? Marooooooon.
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Edimentals is a new term for growing flowers and vegetables together. Gardens today are often too small to have a separate ‘veg patch.’
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