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05.09.2024 - 02:47 / growingfamily.co.uk / Catherine
Get ready to gobble up some giggles with these Thanksgiving jokes for kids!
Thanksgiving is all about delicious food, family fun, and being thankful – so why not add a dash of laughter to the mix? We’ve gathered a feast of funny Thanksgiving jokes that are perfect for kids – and the adults are allowed to enjoy them too!
Whether you’re waiting for the turkey to roast, or just want to share some Thanksgiving humour around the dinner table, these funny jokes will have everyone in stitches. So, pull up a chair, grab a slice of pumpkin pie, and enjoy these Thanksgiving jokes with the family.
What do you wear to a Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest.
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.
What comes at the beginning of a Thanksgiving parade? The letter “P”.
Who isn’t hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey, he’s stuffed.
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter “G”.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Drumsticks for everyone.
What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common? One has gobblers, the other has goblins! (head this way for more Halloween jokes)
How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving? It took the gravy train.
How do Thanksgiving travellers stay entertained at the airport? By telling corny jokes.
What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing wing.
What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.
What do you call a turkey that’s been banned from the barnyard? An ex-poultry-ated turkey.
What did the little turkey say to the big turkey? “Peck on someone your own size!”
What do you call Thanksgiving if you’re selfish? Thanks-taking.
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won first prize? He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a turkey the’s been
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