115 best ocean puns and ocean jokes to make a splash

21.01.2024 - 18:21 / growingfamily.co.uk / Catherine

Dive into a sea of laughter with this sea-riously good collection of ocean puns!

We’ve reeled in the best ocean jokes that are shore to create waves of giggles.

Whether you’re a marine enthusiast, or just need a good laugh, these ocean jokes are sure to make you smile.

Our funny ocean puns and ocean captions also make great instagram captions for your sea-themed pictures on social media – and our nature hashtags might come in handy too.

Let’s start the sea-themed fun with some silly jokes about oceans.

Why did the turtle cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.

How does the ocean greet you? With a wave.

Why is the letter T like an island?  Because it’s in the middle of the ocean.

Where can you find an ocean with no water?  On a map.

Who cleans the ocean?  A mer-maid.

What kind of rocks are never under the ocean?  Dry ones.

What did the ocean say to the beach?  Nothing, it just waved.

Why doesn’t the ocean laugh at jokes?  Because it’s not a fan of dry humour.

What kind of hair does the ocean have?  Wavy.

What eight letters can you find in water from the Arctic Ocean?  H to O.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?  Because pepper makes them sneeze.

What do mermaids sleep on? Ocean beds.

Where do ocean fish look for jobs? In the kelp-wanted section.

What did the ocean say to the beach? “We were tide together, but now we’ve drifted away.”

Where do mummies swim?  In the Dead Sea.

What type of car does an ocean drive? An octo-porsche.

Why is the ocean always on time?  It likes to stay current.

Why did the dock throw itself into the ocean? Pier pressure.

Why do some fish live at the bottom of the ocean?  Because they dropped out of school.

Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?  It was a buoy.

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