Get ready to experience a frosty blast of family-friendly fun to warm up even the chilliest winter day! This list of ice puns and ice-cold jokes are sure to thaw out those serious faces and bring on the giggles.
From frosty puns to cold-themed silliness, these jokes are the perfect companions for cosy nights by the fireplace or snowball fights in the garden. A good pun makes a great caption for instagram and TikTok posts too (combine them our nature hashtags to save lots of time), and you can even use them on winter birthday cards and Christmas cards.
So, bundle up and prepare for a blizzard of laughter. These ice puns and ice jokes are about to ice the competition when it comes to good old-fashioned fun ❄️
Let’s lower the temperature and turn up the giggles with some funny ice puns.
Ice to meet you!
Have an ice day!
The ice of life
Icy does it
Ice’ll be back
As cold as ice
The way icy see it
Ice, ice, baby
Once or ice
Ice and easy
On the ice list
Icy what you did there
This selection of winter puns will help you have a good laugh and see the funny side of a cold day.
Say freeze!
An ice thing about winter
Life’s a freeze
Freeze don’t go
Highs and froze
Freeze the day
Ill at freeze
The bee’s freeze
How froze it?
Freeze things happen
Ready for some more cool puns?
Strike a froze
Coughs and freezes
Nobody froze
Freeze a jolly good fellow
As far as it froze
Chilly season
There she froze
Just one of froze things
The birds and the freeze
Friends or froze
Froze and cons
How about a good ice pun with a hail theme to brighten up a hailstorm?
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Could you please help to settle an argument between my friend and I about whether it’s a good idea to feed garden birds? My friend is of the opinion that they’ll survive just fine without our help, and that feeding them only increases the risk of spreading disease. RS, Dublin
I am bored of rain. Fed up with cloudy days. Sick of the grey drip-drip-drip of this cool, showery, sun-starved, stormy summer, and the monotony of a weather forecast that only predicts more of the same. But even so, I’m forced to admit that the silver lining to what’s been a very sodden growing season is that many of our most beautiful, late summer-autumn flowering garden perennials and shrubs are loving the biblical quantities of rainfall in recent months, a high note to what’s otherwise been a forgettable year.
The news for the past few weeks has been a little worrying (when is it not?), in the sense that although Brexit is only 7 months away, no one seems to have the foggiest what will happen when we leave the EU. All kinds of industries are predicting chaos. People in the government have said that the government is making plans to stockpile food, and the public don’t need to worry. However, with ‘just in time’ food supply lines that leave us nine meals away from anarchy, perhaps a little concern is in order. We’ve recently lived through a hummus shortage (due to production issues), a crumpet/fizzy drinks shortage (ditto) and salad shortages (weather issues), and that’s just the ones I (a) noticed and (b) can remember.
2017 is the 100th anniversary of the start of the Cottingley fairies story, a hoax which entrances the UK to this day. Cousins Frances Griffiths and Elsie Wright faked photos of fairies at the bottom of the garden, intended to be a practical joke on their grown-ups. When Elsie’s mother showed the photos to the local Theosophical Society, she set in motion a chain of events that led Sir Arthur Conan Doyle to declare the photographs to be authentic. He wrote an article on fairy life for The Strand magazine in November 1920, and fairy fever gripped the nation. Conan Doyle later wrote a book on the subject, The Coming of the Fairies – The Cottingley Incident.
Q: I’m thinking of buying a polytunnel to extend the growing season, but while many of my gardening friends think it’s a great idea, others have warned me off it, saying that they’re a lot of work to look after. Any advice would be welcome. PK, Co Kildare